Did you all miss ShadoHand, ladies and gents? He of the striped chest and iron bicycles and four cold showers a day (to cool down his ShadoHand activities, no doubt, since he does not have anything to do with women, of course, being a tragic incel, errr… Manly man, that mannilly goes his own Way. (With a Hand. Like a Shadow!)
Fear not, the blognovella that is the Saga of ShadoHand continues, and like all good soap operas, will probably never, ever, ever end. But first, here he is in all his glory!
In case you missed the unmissable and very entertaining first three episodes of this dumpster fire of a human, exemplary specimen of manly Sigmaness, here they are, in order:
Part II – The Education of the Gamma
Part III – The Virtuous Spiral
Today, now that we have ensured the pilot first few episodes of this blognovella have been a resounding success with our audience, we announce the next instalment: The Unhinged comment.
Which can be found for your amusement, along with the previous one and my response to it, here: The Comments
Here is his glorious insanity in full glory:
We really need to update his skill set ladies and gentlemen! We are doing this schizophrenic trainwreck obvious manliest, manly, Sigma, a disservice by not including his deeply important work on piezoelectric sources of energy! Which ONLY a Millennial could do. Certainly in this fashion anyway.
But the kicker? The reference to Douglas Jones is what really made my day and cracked me right up.
Douglas Jones, is a character in my latest novella, In the Shadow of Monte Castello (the sequel is being written as we speak) which has had really excellent feedback, so I am hoping it may become an alternative to Monster Hunter International type of novels that people might enjoy. I’m fairly sure Larry Correia wouldn’t mind nor care even if I did become in any way relevant competition to his books (fat chance, but one can dream) as our styles are quite different, and he’s actually a very decent guy from every interaction I had with him online.
Anyway, Douglas Jones, the character in the novella, is based on an actual guy I kinda know, and he knows I based this character on him. He was as amused by the reference as I was. He’s now such a badass that his alter ego gets used to threaten people who mock you for your incomparable stupidity and Gammaness. If that is not a glowing review for my character-writing abilities, I don’t know what is.
I do not know if ShadoHand’s comments are backhanded compliments insofar as he feels the need for your approval. I am inferring that he wants your approval – I may be wrong.
The insecurity reeks from the keyboard though.
If I take what he has written at face value, he has applied the first blog post from the Graduating Gamma series (not that he states this, but if he really is fit, I will give him this credit).
Maybe he even applied Graduating Gamma 2 – though I have my doubts.
If he is open to advice, he seems to have not applied Graduating Gamma 3 and 4. I wish him the best of luck if he chooses to do so, and if he does not, I pray for him to have some humility, for we all were born in the time best suited for the salvation of our souls.
In short, his comment to Tarcicius was that of a coward and reprobate, not of a gentleman. I dare say he would not have made it 250 years ago, purely based on his attitude. And even if he had, I shudder at his odds of salvation, since 250 years ago was not the time appointed to him or to any of us who live in this day and age.
Okay. Looks like I’m going to have write up a huge reply this weekend instead of going hiking in the wilderness (i.e. Squatchin) because apparently some asshole can’t think outside his box, or lane.
`If he is open to advice, he seems to have not applied Graduating Gamma 3 and 4.`
This is ridiculous I read these when they were posted. I was walking 6+ miles a day at that point in my life. In all weather conditioms. Or riding my bicycle. Plus it’s when I started realizing that stoicism is bullshit. Kurgan has even argued this, and I have brought it up elsewhere.
It would appear A that you are a present moment cuck. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the past matters in logic. Matters a lot. I ain’t no Gamma. I am honest to a fault. But then again you won’t believe me.
And yes I am open to advice, just not yours because you are going to tell me what you would do. Not what actually needs to be done. Or you’ll just speak in some idiotic platitudes about my situation or life. Which if you actually lived my life you’d probably lose your scat.
None of this post is emotionally charged either. I am calming sitting in my vehicle at my big manly 6 figure job as I type this. I am on the tail end of my lunch break if you want to call me lazy.
Now I have to get back to work outside under the harsh elements like a man. Something you probably don’t understand.
I figured I would draw flak from you. I still think you lack in manners.
What I didn’t figure was that you would make wrong logical inferences from my point about the time best suited to you for your salvation. I do not know how you took from my comment that I believe that past does not matter, in general or in logic, when that was not my point nor even an implication.
Thank you though for the lesson in humility. Seriously. I have a hard time trying to walk in anyone’s shoes, so I have no idea what it would be like to walk in yours. Deo gratias that my trials are suited to my strengths and weaknesses, and yours to yours.
Since we are agreed that the past matters, I’ll leave a Mass stipend for your ancestors and remember them in front of the Blessed Sacrament.
Firstly, Schizophrenia is a made up fictitious disease. You should know this better than anyone else. But then again Gammas tend to be fundamentally dishonest black pots calling black kettles black.
Secondly, why would I have sex before marriage? That’s Not very Catholic of you to call me an incel now is it.
Thirdly, where in there did I threaten anyone? It looks like you hallucinating again.
Fourthly, it is important work. I suspect I might be able to create a hand held scalar weapon (i.e. a ray gun) with quartz crystals, direct current, and certain harmonics.
Anyway I’d write more in my defense, but the barbell is calling me.