I’m also a film star

This is actually true. Mostly.

So I am one of the players that gets tripped up by the lead actor, though the best take is not on film because it looked so real when I somersaulted over the guy and rolled on landing that the crew stopped filming thinking I was really hurt.

So you were an extra, you say.

Actually I was also the main character. They had to do a shot of the serial killer watching the field with reflective sunglasses on. The main character was not there that day and is bald. I’m bald too, so… I became the main character for a close in shot. Although I am a lot handsomer.

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen.

You are reading the blog of a genuine main character actor.

Don’t send nudes, I’m married. Send gold.

Silver accepted too or other outlandish gifts.

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