You know what they say, third time lucky!
My current and final wife, you know, the third one, but actually the first one married in Church as a Catholic, which means she can’t divorce me!
I mean murder is on the table for us Catholics, but until I wake up with a carving knife buried in my chest, you know I’m on to the ultimate marriage mastery streak here.
You know what my wife wanted as a gift this year? A set of proper iron pans.
That’s right gentlemen. Buy my upcoming book on relationships to find out how!
Working title: Caveman Theory.
It’s a trap! Don’t fall for it. Oh wait, too late.
Meh. Stop being weak. Get married and make lots of children.