Isn’t it a Kind of Mind Control?
Yes. That’s absolutely true. In fact you’re totally hypnotised and under my mind control powers right now and you will not only sign over all your worldly possessions but also join my cult where you will view me as your personal god and avatar of lurve.
If you now actually feel compelled to do any of the above please contact me and let me know.
I always wanted my own personal cult. I know it’s a bit retro, but I feel they are bound to come back into fashion soon.
Of course having mind-control powers why would I stop there, I mean wouldn’t you get an invite to No.10 Downing Street and reform tax law? Get an invite to Camp David and get rid of George Bush? Oh…wait…yes…you didn’t think Obama did it all by himself did you? Though…you know…with those politician types it’s hard to get anywhere. Even if you can hypnotise their brains, the lack of their having a soul always gets in the way!
I think you can tell that if I had mind control powers I’d be a bit busier than I am now. Also, the retinue of rich concubines would probably be a bit of a giveaway.
