Taken from the twitter of Don Ackle

Taken from the twitter of Don Ackle
As John Adams said, the unintended entertainment value in the comments is better thanmost netflix series. Or something like that.
If you want to have a laugh, go to this Sigma Game post and read the exchanged between “Grace” and me (The Kurgan). The last comment I just typed out on that thread should be enlightening about how women process things when they get emotional (and all too often even just in general).
This is one of the best short YT Videos I have seen in recent memory.
We’re all having breakfast and the little Viking has one hand down his pants.
Me: What’s wrong son, why have you got your hand in your pants at the table.
Little Viking: (looks up at me with a kind of concern, I can tell he’s hesitant to say).
Me: Is something wrong? Your willy sore or something?
LV: No.
Then why have you got your hand in your pants at the table, son, you know that’s not right.
LV: Dad, because my willy is sticking to my balls.
I’m not sure the ensuing laughter from the entire table was the socially appropriate response, but oh well, I can’t wait until he is accused later in life of manspreading. It will be another proud family day.
And today he drew me a picture that I basically interpreted almost entirely correctly off the bat:
LV: Daddy, I drew you a picture.
Me: Oh, thank you, I love it. It has a rocket here, I see (note the spikes on the rocket and the little man piloting it, with some red… could be his console or his exploding head from…) and this… some kind of fish?
LV: Yes. It’s a bat-fish. Flying in space.
Me: Yes, of course. I see that. It’s great.
Now I am thinking why I never imagined flying space bat-fishes in my stories. It’s such an obvious creature to encounter in any decent rocket adventure.
Of Old McDonald, by the little Viking. He was just hanging around the kitchen with me while I started the fire in the stove and he started singing to himself:
Old McDonald, had a farm, yia, yia, yo,
And on his farm he had a T-Rex, yia, yia, yo,
And the T-Rex ate Old McDonald, yia, yia, yo!
I never much liked the original, and you have to admit, his version of it makes for a far more interesting farm.
On SG Vox made a comment about how software is essentially not doing its primary business. Which is to just work. To do it’s function.
I recently came across a piece of software that actually does what it’s supposed to, very well. And then I had an update. I downloaded it and it was… 1.2Mb.
I knew then I had found a set of Dodo teeth embedded in lost Nazi gold: A software program done by people who actually understand how to program.
As I said on SG, when I become world emperor, the highest programming language that will be permitted will be assembler. Anything above that will be considered witchcraft and the perpetrators will be burnt at the stake. Buggy software released before it is functional will result in mass hanging of the whole development team.
I am also certain that if those things were implemented, within 20 years we would have spaceships able to travel to other stars.
No, I am not kidding. We would.
Programmers today don’t even have a baseline grasp of how computers work. They are basically like retarded children that have learn to pile up kitchen implements into shiny towers that look “impressive” to them, but have the functionality of a rabid rat having an epileptic fit in your underpants. While you are wearing them.
I truly believe that it should be acceptable for programmers to be whipped when their code is the buggy, crappy, incoherent drivel it so often is.
And no, I am sorry, there is no solving this problem without corporal punishment to those perpetrating the software crimes. It’s the only way.
Roleplaying the Apocalypse
I’m thinking of writing a second module for my RPG Surviving the Current Zombie Apocalypse.
(Available as a full colour PDF you can print here,
Or as a full colour hardcopy book you can get from Amazon here).
The first module is also available at the E-store and Amazon, but I would like to make sure it is, firstly wanted, and secondly relevant, so I am conducting a small poll as below, the first answer assumes you don’t care about the RPG game and/or about any modules for it. If that is the case I still would appreciating you taking the half-second it takes to indicate your lack of interest by clicking on that option.
The other options assume you either have or will have the game and are interested in the module too but prefer one of the identified scenarios.
The first ten people to leave an actual comment that want me to do so can also give their name and I will include them as either potential pre-made players characters or as relevant NPCs in the game. If you add some detail about yourself I’ll try to include it. By giving your name and leaving a comment you give explicit permission (but not a requirement I am obliged to fulfil) for me to use it in the module.
The module will get done only if there is sufficient interest, so please let me know.
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By G | 29 February 2024 | Posted in Books, Humour, Social Commentary, StCZA - Module 0, StCZA - Q.O.R.G., Zombie Apocalypse